{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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Horace Guy \"Dooley\" Womack is an American former professional baseball pitcher. A right-hander, he played all or part of five seasons in Major League Baseball from 1966 to 1970 for the New York Yankees, Houston Astros, Seattle Pilots, and Oakland Athletics, almost exclusively as a relief pitcher. He also played in the Cincinnati Reds minor league system for one season.
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{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 12, "advice": "Always block trolls."}}
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